North American upright

a slang term for a black person who lives and dies in the ghetto. that same person who leeches off the government; fills up 2 shopping carts of food (pizza's, chicken, steaks then pulls out the Link Card and bitches when they're $9 short of the total order and has to put back the most expensive steaks in the entire grocery store

i was coming home from the stoe and saw some of those
North American uprights in there and they was just trifling and causing a ruckus.

by taco seasoning June 27, 2006

Upright Figurine

A revolution of the forgotten in the early 2000s based on a collective group of artists, musicians, poets, and performers known as Upright Figurine. Origin of the phrase is derived from an old elongated wooden statue of unknown origins which is customarily placed towering over figurines of a long lost age. It , the protector watches over the forgotten, symbolizing the revolution.

Man did you see the Upright Figurine fighters that went through town the other day? They knew where their heads were.

by S C A R of Upright Figurine August 29, 2008

uprit

Uprit is a way of sex

Wife: can we do sex?
Husband: sure that is uprit

by Uprit May 24, 2021

Upright man

In old thieves' cant, the head of a gang of mendicants or vagrants.

"An Upright man is of so much authority that, meeting with any of his profession, he may cal them to accompt, and commaund a share or snap vnto him selfe of al that they haue gained by their trade in one moneth." - Awdelev: Fraternity of Vacabondes (1561)

by kassyopeia July 27, 2023

downright upright

downright upright is how a standing naked dude's boner looks - flat against his abs and pointing to the ceiling.

Every time I sniff Matt's cummy jockstraps, I get downright upright!

by USAF Cadet March 7, 2021

upright

This refers to an act of oral sex being performed on a man as he stands, while the woman doing the favor is kneeling before him...an "upright (blowjob)".

"Just because we went out to dinner once, he thought he was entitled to an upright, or something."

by Rhonda Q. October 21, 2006

upright bass

A large female who likes intercourse while standing, particularly anal.

Man, that Two-ton Tessa loves it up the shitter against the wall. She's the best upright bass I've plucked in years.

by ziddi van der zee January 1, 2005