Uncle Sam

A non-Jewish Middle Eastern-American who bends over backwards to prove how American he is. Derived from "Uncle Tom."

Mo's indie rock friend #1: Did you see Mo get all weird when we introduced him to that hot Syrian chick?
#2: I know, as soon as she asked him what "Mo" was short for, he turned as red as a twice-used maxi pad.
#1: For real! I had to tell her it was short for "Mohamed."
#2: When will he realize "Mo" is the toupee of all nicknames?
#1: (scoffs) I love him more than I love Guided By Voices, but he's such an Uncle
Sam.

Exeunt

by Self-Hating Hipster August 23, 2005

Uncle Sam

Where you cum onto a girls face but only on the chin so she has a white beard.

Where cum lands on someones face to where they look like they have a white beard like Uncle Sam.

by MaddhatterCrow August 11, 2016

uncle sam

Taking feshafide (shitty) underware and putting them on someones head while they are resting.

One night when I was wasted at a college party, after mak'n lov' to this skanky ho i gave her a uncle sam

by samsonite July 20, 2003

uncle sam

A movie from the makers of Jack Frost and Maniac Cop.

Uncle Sam has a cool holographic poster.

by MK Ultra supersoldier January 1, 2005

wet uncle sam

when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.

" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"

by R.I.P Geoff July 12, 2009

Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray

Some edible, pureed substance is filled within a syringe.
Syringe is inserted within opening of female's urethra. Pureed substance is pumped within the hole, allowed entrance within bladder. Participants gather about female's widespread vagina, cups brandished against the oncoming rain. Female relinquishes hold on bladder. Plates are filled. Participants consume their beverages.

"Oh, son, I did not think you would come to find us in this position." - sexually engaged father.
"Oh my. Look away son, I can not restrain this puree much longer." - sexually engaged mother.
"Parents. Is this, is this Uncle Sam's Fine Ocean Spray?" - intruding son.
"It sure is, son. It sure is." - sexually engaged father.

by Uncle_Bool October 8, 2013

Uncle Sam's Medicine

Alcohol or a drink mixed with alcohol in it.Uncle Sam's Medicine

Maybe you need to lay off Uncle Sam's Medicine there, huh.

by Word_Lover_3543354 July 8, 2023