Unitarian Universalist

A religion that celebrates the free spirit and individual thought. Members can believe in pretty much whatever they want to. <3 The members create a loving, kind, generous, and free community.

Unitarian Universalist (UU) 1: 'I believe that there is a God.'
UU2: 'Oh that's cool bro, I don't.'
UU1: 'Sweet. Lets go light the chalice.'
UU2: 'I'm down for that! Lets grab some pizza too.'

by Livvie290 November 2, 2011

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The Universals

is a Discord Server that combines all people and clans from all communitys possible.
The name Universals because it should unite everyone possible.

The offical founder is BillalAi.
Admins were and are:
Usaid
Broski
ESC
Redmask
Lemonskull
Sambobxd
Neid
Pepax

A: "Can you invite to the Universals?"
BillalAi: "Wait gotta j*rk off first."

by Yemado December 25, 2021

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Universadise

My university. Heaven.

So, you still liking Universadise?

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

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Universalistic Sun Worship

A religion in which followers worship the Sun, because it's reliable and nurturing, and far more probable than a judeo-christian god. Followers are called athelists.

"Hey man, ditch that old, dirty religion for this new, happy, shiny, warm one called Universalistic Sun Worship."

"You mean athelism?"

"Yeah dude"

by Jacks Raging Bile Duct March 30, 2009

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Unitarian Universalist Parents

Parents who practice the liberal religion of Unitarian Universalism. They are usually amazingly tolerant, and open to letting their kids explore whatever they want (i.e. their bodies, hallucinogens, alcohol, other kids' bodies, ETC.) Unitarian moms and dads are incredible cooks, and they always use organic ingredients they picked at the local farm. They're often (but not always) of higher income, and 99.9% of them vote Democrat simply because they're far too smart to do otherwise. Their kids grow up to be well-rounded and successful, and many of them go to work for the Diplomatic Corps. The best thing about Unitarian Universalist parents is that they love their kids no matter what. They don't give a cosmic f**k if their son or daughter grows up and finds a new religion, discovers he or she is gay, or elopes with a dirty, shoeless hippie. They'll just give them a hug and invite them (and the shoeless hippie spouse) over for a gourmet tofu steak and some imported beer.

Unitarian teenager: Bye, Mom and Mom! I'm going to a 4/20 party!
Unitarian mom: Have a good time, honey. Remember to bring some condoms.
Other Unitarian mom: Call us if you think you'll be home by tomorrow!

One year later...

Unitarian teenager: Mom and Mom! I was accepted to Harvard!
Unitarian mom: That's fantastic, honey. I knew all those years of Mandarin Chinese, French, Tagalog, Russian, Arabic, Portuguese, Afrikaans, and conversational Greek lessons would pay off!
Other Unitarian mom: Let's go on a spirit journey in the Sahara Desert to celebrate!

As you can see, Unitarian Universalist Parents are the only parents who know how to live.

by I See Dead People August 27, 2013

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Universalist

In a spiritual context, someone who believes that love is universal (exists in extraterrestrials, throughout the universe)-not just man-made and that the point in life is to spread love to these beings.

(e.g: God and many starseeds are universalists: They believe in spreading universal love to many beings, throughout the universe).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 22, 2023

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