underpants

Simply, the funniest word in the english language.

I can't wash this marmalade out of my underpants.

by Morty Johanson May 1, 2004

underpants gnomes

An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.

"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."

by basscrr March 29, 2009

undercarriage

The area between your legs. Your crotch.

Damn Betty, go shower, you've got one janky undercarriage.

by T dawg March 23, 2005

underpang

n.

Spanish slang for underpants/underwear

"Hey Cabrera, nice underpang!"

by Ballsackreligious April 19, 2006

Undergarment Overflow

When large amounts of ones underwear is visibly sticking out of their pants.

Girl: I see your boxers...something I shouldn't see
Guy: Sorry, that was undergarment overflow

by larlarlarlarlar June 20, 2011

h'underware

H'underware (contraction for hair underware) is a very dense patch of pubic hair, usually on a woman, that extends from just below the navel to the upper thigh front and back and is typically the result of an extreme case of winter bush.

Oh man, she's really hot except she's sporting a massive pair of h'underware.

by carpet bagger January 10, 2013

Captain Underpants

Just the coolest, most badass, thug, gangster, lord god commander who shed his clothing to battle his foes with fury of a thousand suns.

Man #1: Hey you are looking like a captain underpants kind of brother today
Badass Man: I know, I'm totally not a noob.

by TheKewlestKatAround July 30, 2015