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curtain twitching tosser

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

twitching dolphin 

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.
"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."

Twitching 

Twitter-bitching. Bitching on Twitter. Using Twitter to complain.
"Hi tweeps. Please forgive my last tweet. I'm just twitching."
or
"OMG! Did you see Michael and Leah's tweets last night? They were twitching back and forth!!"
Twitching by Jragyn January 21, 2010

BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE 

The Act of Mutilating A Pussy muscle with A rusty nail,bUrnT coathanger,OR any indiginous FLAWED metal object in use for home abortions..resulting in a spasm of the inner vagina in addition to pouring blood and eventually death.
mary got knocked up by bobby and her friend told her about home abortions,she diligantly tried it and started screaming"oh my god, i got a blood twitching pussy muscle"soon after the incident she died,on her tomb ston it read "1982-2006-DIED OF BLOODY TWITCHING PUSSY MUSCLE" this is a more than common act in middle north america,korea,parts of southern europe and the entirity of russia

Twitching 

when someone is streaming you on Twitch or you appear on a Twitch stream
'Yo that guy is twitching me'
Twitching by tHe kNoWiNg All September 24, 2016

eyebrow twitching

If your eyebrow starts twitching, your face will begin to go numb and start deforming. You need to consult a doctor for it may be only a short time before it starts to deform. It's also very contagious.
Friend: "Dude what happened to your face?"
Me: "My eyebrow's been twitching"
Friend: "Get away from me! I don't want it. You've probably got that new disease called the eyebrow twitching"
eyebrow twitching by Yeyassss December 12, 2013