Twitchen

Twitchen is used for a friend that makes plans with you but never turns up.

1) Demi made plans with me but didn’t show up. She’s done a twitchen.

2) She won’t turn up she will do a twitchen.

by KrampusUK November 28, 2019

Twitched

Another way of saying shooken up. meaning that your a little frightened by something you did or are going to do

Guy 1: Woah whats up with her?
Guy 2: Oh man, she's really twitched
Guy 1: What happened?
Guy 2: She's gotta break up with her boyfriend because he's been cheating and hitting her...

by XxSORAxX September 30, 2010

twitcher

Male who is so passionate about bird-spotting her will rush anywhere in the UK at a moment's notice just to see some rare bird.

See also: trainspotter

"We got to the gig only to find that the car-park was full of bloody twitchers looking for some fr*ggin' cuckoo."

by Nupe January 6, 2004

my dick twitched

Your DICK just twitched really hard, or after and ejaulation, it twitch.

Baby, my 2 inches dick just twitched
Baby, my dick twitched too.

Ass u see, they are gay, but nothing wrong with being gay

by I fuck for memes February 18, 2018

Twitchslap

A twitchslap is when a friend/family member/girlfriend/blogger outs your business on Twitter

Did you see that fool got twitchslapped from his GF last week?

by Steupz August 8, 2009

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 17, 2006

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008