Twisting Off

Another term for masturbation

"I was twisting off last night when my mom walked in"

by Caff3131 December 14, 2009

twisties

The beautiful winding curves certain country roads hold, that provide an unparalleled thrill to all true motorcyclists through a godlike combination of road, momentum, man, and steel.

It was a beautiful day, with the sun shinning and God smiling down upon me as I set out to hit up the twisties and be reborn--true freedom at last.

by Vikramaditya March 25, 2009

Twisting your nipples

Giving someone a hand time, teasing or bothering them or tricking them into believing something.

I didn't really buy a new Ferrari, I was just twisting your nipples.

by Daniel 'Beige' Santo January 20, 2017

Twistie Fingers

The yellow cheese flavoured residue left on your fingers after eating a packet of Twisties.

Dude 1: Pass me a pen please.
Dude 2: Do you have twistie fingers?
Dude 1: Yeah, I just ate 100 grams of Twisties.
Dude 2: No pen for you, I don't want my pen ruined like all the others.
Dude 1: Okay, hold on. *licks fingers to decheese*
Dude 2: Alright, enjoy the pen. *hands over pen*

by Gordon Hanzmann-Johnson August 13, 2007

twistin'

a nickname for the process of rolling a blunt

"So what are you up to...oh im just twistin' up an L"

by DL status February 18, 2008

turbo twistin twist

When you furiously masturbate so wrong that you twist your foreskin off

Dude I did turbo twistin twist and now my dick is in so much pain

by fuckleknuckler January 27, 2022

Twistie

A slang term for someone who had Scoliosis

I wish I was as cool as those Twisties

by fellowtwistie October 21, 2011