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Thistle Tube

Did you see that thistle tube studying science over there? What a loser!!

Mike cheated on me!! Hes such a thistle tube!
by Claire Brooke Smith December 24, 2010
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Thistle

The national flower of Scotland, just like her namesake she is smart, passionate, weird and quirky.
A loving friend that will stick by you in your toughest moments, she will comfort you and stick by you. She has lots of friends and inside jokes that are only funny between the two of them.
She has big goals and is extremely driven in her goals, and better stick by a Thistle, because they will end up very successful.
She has a new crush, what seems like every week, and finds it hard to get over the boys (or girls??) who rejected her, but it's only because with such strong feelings no one can match, she sometimes feels too smart for the people around her, but as a result is extremely sarcastic and funny.

She is the best, best friend. One who one should keep in touch with, because she might end up living your dream life without you otherwise.
Person #1: "Yo, remember Thistle?"

Person #2: "yeah what about her..."

Person #1: "Well turns out she got hot and became a millionaire, what a classic Thistle."
by quirky_lasagna November 15, 2018
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Thistleton

One who is jumps over hedges frequently.
you're such a thistleton
by pbcccccc December 8, 2010
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Partick Thistle

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.
Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither
by relentless1066 November 13, 2011
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Twat Thistle

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome
Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?
by Brother Twat Thistle January 19, 2011
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thistleduh

thistleduh - a person who is so thick that the duh of his thistle creeps everyone out.
thistleduh went to the beach and it cleared out in a second.
by friendorfoe April 22, 2007
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thistledown

to first get in on the money, then get in on the action.
Let's thistledown!
by bread infection November 21, 2009
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