Lone Tweeter 

A person with little or no followers, but updates their Twitter anyway.

*Ann just updated her twitter from Twitterberry*

John: Why do you update your twitter when you have no followers?

Ann: I guess I'm just a Lone Tweeter.

Lone Tweeter by JFuhresh May 15, 2009

serial tweeter 

Somebody who posts too many Tweets on Twitter. They post about everything that happens in their life. Your Twitter dashboard is consumed by Tweets from this ONE PERSON.

@example1: I just saw the coolest bird.

@example1: Oh man, this is a good sandwich.

@example1: My dad is such a homosexual.

@example2: @example1 you are a serial Tweeter!!

serial tweeter by stopyourserialtwitter@as August 28, 2010

Google and Tweeter

A person who goes on google looking for quotes to tweet on their twitter and pass off as their own thoughts.

Chad: Dude I unfollowed Rick on twitter, and you should do the same.
Tom: Why? What's wrong with him?
Chad: All he does is tweet quotes from google and pretend he made them up like me and his other 30 followers are stupid.
Tom: Ugh, he's such a Google and Tweeter.
Chad: Right, google and tweeters have no room on my timeline.

Google and Tweeter by ihearthead August 19, 2011

tweeter-totter

an argument on twitter between two people, usually about something funny or pointless.

Those girls are on the tweeter-totter debating who is hotter... rob or taylor.

tweeter-totter by chiica July 24, 2009

Squeeter Teeters 

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

Squeeter Teeters by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

Tweetersation 

A long and drawn-out conversation taking place on twitter.

Sample tweetersation:

theshwing: @xcbro23 hey man did you see What @walrusman did today?

xcbro23: @theshwing no man what happened/

theshwing: @xcbro23 he totally just stood up in the middle of class and walked out!!!!!!!

xcbro23:@theshwing OMG DOOD! THATS CRAZY!!

a-low45:thinks @theshwing and @xcbro23 should shut the hell up and text each other and not piss off other people!!!

Tweetersation by Psib93 November 3, 2009

tweetesis 

tweetesis

tweet⋅e⋅sis tweet-uh-sis
–noun, plural -ses  /-ˌsiz/
Pronunciation -seez

1. something that a person cannot conquer, achieve, etc. on Twitter: The fact that no one follows me proved to be my tweetesis when trying to get my message out.

2. an opponent or rival whom a person cannot best or overcome on Twitter. Especially someone who disagrees pointedly with a tweet.

3. an agent or act of retribution or punishment on Twitter.

HISTORY

Originally coined February 1, 2009 by @ADMAVEN and @thedirtyblonde on Twitter to describe their interaction when arguing over humor in a Superbowl advertisement.

My tweetesis has been disagreeing with every tweet I make.

tweetesis by ADMAVEN February 1, 2009