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twattermelon

Very similar to a gunt, a pronounced bulge starting at the belt or rim of the pants, with the crotch area of the pants protruding outwards, creating a disgusting melon shape. Again, not quite a gut, not quite a cunt.
A gunt causes tremendous wardrobe problems. If she is not careful, she's going to give herself a twattermelon.

That is repulsive.
by Revchu May 1, 2006
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Tattle Tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.
Susie: Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, Susie is such a tattle tale.
by awesomenessembodied May 20, 2013
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twatterrhea

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .
"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"
by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009
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Tattle battle

When person A sees person B doing something bad and threatens to spill the beans. Person B responds with his or her own threat of blackmail, to which person A responds with even more blackmail. Can escalate to death threats.

Usually takes place between siblings or people who know each other quite well.

Also, this can take place between two or more parties. Various classifications of tattle battles include, but are not limited to the following: minor skirmish, big team battle, and nuclear warfare.

Tattle battles can lead to bickering, verbal and physical attacks, including being called such epithets as bitchass, and death.
My girlfriend's best friend caught me fucking 69 various guys and threatened to tell my girlfriend that I was actually gay. That would be completely unnecessary, so I had to start a tattle battle with that little bitch.
by Coco Puffz June 24, 2009
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Harry Twatter

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.
Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.
by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011
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Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place
Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!
by Oli Chard January 25, 2009
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blue twatted

This occurs when a man teases a girl to the point where she is horny as wants to have sex, but he doesn't follow through and leaves her wanting it.
My boyfriend and i were fooling around and my mom came home so he stopped and now i'm blue twatted.
by Bradley Lucas December 4, 2009
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