Twaticus Maximus

When your girlfriend / wife / female so is being a pain in the ass. Basically like you would call somebody who was being a pain in the ass a Twat. But this is saying they are being a Twat to the Max and really need to back off.

1. I was going to go out Friday and play poker with the guys but my girl was all being Twaticus Maximus about us not having enough US time.

2. Your girlfriend is beyond a bitch, shes a twaticus maximus

by Booty King September 5, 2006

twatilicious

a hot, good-looking guy who is a complete asshole/twat

"omg that guy is so hot but such an ass .. he's totally twatilicious!"

by Lola8838 April 25, 2009

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

twatterdnipplewaffle

A person who meets one or more of the following qualifications:

a) Insufferably annoying person whose personality is more like a terdsicle but whose actions scream twatwaffle and make you want to punch them in the chest. Or nipple area.

b) an individual who resembles a chipmunk and behaves in an extremely socially awkward way; or

c) someone prone to posting faux-modelesque pictures on social media sites, usually posing with a stuffed toy, dorm furniture or a cell-phone-in-the-mirror shot.

Angie is SUCH a twatterdnipplewaffle, she insists on re-tweeting everything I post on facebook with the words "lolz" next to it.

or

Did you see the latest picture Angie posted on her "modeling" website? The one with the picture of her looking like a chipmunk with her favorite eeyore toy? What a twatterdnipplewaffle.

by The Trojan Horsie January 29, 2012

CHISLING TWATTER

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008

Twatter

Twitter from twats. Originally Twitter from Justin Bieber.

You: Hey wasn't that Twitter from Timberlake funny as hell?

Me: Sorry, your highness, I don't follow Twatter.

by Sir Squirrel April 28, 2015

twatistic

a disorder that appears characterized by impairment of the ability to form normal social relationships, by impairment of the ability to communicate with others or even form a thought about something other than twat.

After Snatchface has a few beers in him he becomes twatistic.

by Portia Flynn October 14, 2006