tardy tardy parent party

1. a phrase used by schools to say that if you're tardy too many times then your parents will be invited
2. a parental sex orgy

1. remember kids, tardy tardy parent party
2. so the party party's scheduled for thursday?

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Tardy Mcfuck Bag

When one of the special Ed McDonald's employees gets all up in yo business acting like a douche.

That Tardy Mcfuck Bag trynna flex his nuts when I asked for 3 sauces. Cool out and put yo rubber helmet back on bro.

by Pigknucks August 11, 2020

tardy patch

If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

by hexicon September 12, 2006

tardy for the party

An noun referring to a stereotype of a girl (usually 20s-30s, but sometimes your occasional cougar) in today's culture. She is a train wreck and does nothing but spend lots of money, tan, and get drunk at exclusive clubs and cause train wrecks. This word originates from the cast member of Bravo's The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Kim. A one hit one she produced is called "Tardy for the Party", which is where this noun derives from because she is in fact a total train wreck and portrays this stereotype very well.

We were at Ghostbar in Las Vegas and saw this 50 year old cougar in a short bubble dress; and she had total orange skin. She was a tardy for the party.

by JupitersaidSo December 2, 2009

Tardy

When you’re tardy for class, because of you don’t know the buss lines too well here yet. Because of men hitting on you and distracting you, the police,
people asking you for directions and you don’t want them to get lost and I had to eat something for our people, oh also phones, need charging.

I was tardy to class, ah

by anonymous June 14, 2018

Twaddy

A Twink who is also a daddy

Omg Timothée Chalamet is such a twaddy!

by Samuelosh December 9, 2021

tardy

A word to describe something or someone that is lame. Originates from the word tardy to describe unpunctual but is now a HIGHLY POPULAR alternative to the somewhat overused 'lame'

George was really tardy today

by Dobby Fan #1 April 17, 2009