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Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
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Twalking

Activity that implies physical activity (Walking) and connecting (talking) with others and the environment as a way to improve general wellbeing. Since 2020 there are Interestelar twalking challenges, played in teams of three which include bonuses as part of the activity.
She picked up her phone and went to the park. Since she moved to Australia, she loved twalking with her mum. This was her main way to feel connected.
Shall we twalk?
by Healthy lifestyle February 23, 2022
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Twarking

When a nigga is off some dumb shit or is acting in a unintelligent manor. Also if something is not working correctly the word can be used
Yo your internet was twarking last night! Shit is horrible.
by Bluhadu June 20, 2019
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twocking

Stealing a car. Based on Taking Without Owners Consent.
'The 13 year old off some estate was caught twocking again'
by tonelander May 12, 2003
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Thacking

When a dwarf like homosexual sucks you off with out you noticing, he can also make your bell end bleed. They usually attempt to T-Bag you until the scrotum splits!
Matty stop thacking your brother john!
by Crazy Dave November 17, 2004
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Twanking

Technological Wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 4, 2021
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tracking

Street terminology for supervisory oversight of female prostitutes in a geographic area at a given time.
That Macktaculur Chi-Town G Deluxe be tracking them hoes out here every mohfugghin' night.
by Chi Town Po Po September 6, 2008
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