Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.

Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.

by cinimodde October 7, 2018

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

STAR TESTING

A series of tests that determine our school's rank/score and for some reason determine if we go to college or not.

STAR TESTING is tomorrow and I don't even care.

by MhsStud13 April 7, 2008

Testing the Gay Waters

The way a gay friend might very slowly introduce the idea that he would like to see if he can convert you.

Man 1: Last night I was talking to one of my buddies online and he told me in the middle of the conversation the he just finished masturbating.

Man 2: Dude I think he was Testing the Gay Waters.

by I got you back September 20, 2009

mint testing

The mint test is a common method that is used to determine the probability of a relationship between 2 members of the opposite gender progressing past the talking phase. The mint test typically involves 2-4 roles, the mint supplier, the mint admin, the mintee, and the wing-man/woman. The mint test MUST be done alone or in a private location such as a park and be thought out carefully. a common mint testing session can go one of 2 ways. A type-a mint test is one in which the mint administer does not pack a mint on them, and a mint supplier must be involved. A type-b mint test is one in which the mint administer is a "chad", and packs a mint on them at all times. Mint testing can be classified into another category containing a wing man. For example, a type-bw mint test is simply a type-b test that involves a wingman.

a type-aw mint test example:

hey man that girl is pretty cute, you should pull another mint test.
mint admin: hell yea, mint test! but... I don't think I brought any Altoids or tic-tacs.
mint supplier: it's all good, I have some spearmint gum in my laptop bag. I have to leave though.
wingman: hey man she's sitting on that bench, go mint test her, I'll be with you.
(they walk to the bench)
mintee: hey guys, what's up?
wingman: not much, I have to go. I'll leave you two to it.
mint admin: *sits down* here, want a mint?
mintee: sure!
mint admin: hey how about we go to my place?
mintee: ok!

(created by cmanbrine)

Hey man, I'm gonna go to the park later, want to go mint testing?

Sure! Can't wait to go mint testing!

by CmanBrine February 14, 2021

TRUSTIN

GREAT SMILE;USUALLY GOOD WITH LADIES;
GREAT FRIEND.

WOW, YOU HAVE TRUSTIN!

by melpg February 21, 2009