Turtlehead syndrome

When a fat man acquires so much fat around his groin his willy retracts inward to the point that only his bell-end is poking out.

Turtlehead syndrome is one of the most dreaded symptoms of morbid obesity in men.

by johnnylongprong March 3, 2009

Turtlehead

Turtlehead: a turd that is poking out of the rectum, similar to a tortoise poking its head out of its shell.

I have to crap so bad I have a turtlehead poking out.

by Rozzysed August 8, 2016

Turtlehead

A person who's head looks like a turtlehead

Ben Bellamy has a turtlehead

by Milf12344 May 16, 2017

Turtlehead

To get head while taking a shit in the toilet

Dude she gave me turtlehead in the movies bathroom

by Loganation March 10, 2010

Turtlehead

A turtlehead is a term given for when a person is heavily constipated and they are about to unload a massive dump in their rear end.

Person A: Where was you? I've been waiting for you for a good while.
Person B: Sorry mate, I was going for a massive turtlehead.

by TheUnknownRR August 3, 2023

Turtlehead

Well shit…

Dropped a massive turtlehead in the bog and it fucking reeks

by Ispeakengland August 12, 2023

Turtlehead

When your poop begins to peek out of your butthole, like a turtle head out of its shell.

“No, I am not the one who called about the turtlehead!”

by GMM2023 September 20, 2023