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Turt

A baby turtle, commonly used to say when TMNT or ROTTMNT characters were baby mutant turtles, or turts.
"I just saw a little turt with his mom. He was adorable!"
by XONURAtheTV May 21, 2023
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Turt

The opposite of yurt
1: “omg i lost my house
2: “turtttt bro”
by Maemax December 13, 2024
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turt

kike coro a turt
kikes a massive turt!
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Turt'a'gator

Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal aliens into the United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year 2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.

A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of, 15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands st 6 meters tall and beyond.
Turt'a'gator
Oi bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@king Turtagator ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.
by Charlos$anchez August 31, 2018
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turt turd

The cure to cancer is to fuck a turtle and make it squirtle and then you take the cum of the turtle and slap it on yo forehead. Tah Dah you cancer has been cured!!!
Omg, my friend is a surviver from breat cancer. He used the turt turd!!!!!
by ValTheAlpha April 1, 2022
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Turt Burgle

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).
Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"
by DeadKnight November 20, 2017
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turt burglar

Hey, we are turt burglars! We are gonna steal yo turts.
by Subzeropizzeria February 5, 2021
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