Turd Burglar

A person who climbs in through an unlocked window to steal someone's fresh turd before they've even had a chance to flush it.

An dedicated Turd Burglar will then wait for the ideal moment to throw his stinking, hot, wet, prize; through the open window of a passing car.

You'll find at least one Turd Burglar in every large town or city

'Where's it gone. Why is the window open?'

'The turd burglar. He's struck again.'

(Hysterical Screaming)

Turd Burglar by travisbickle86 February 18, 2018

turd burglar

Another name for a gay man/boy.

Elton John is a turd burglar!

turd burglar by psycho bitch March 16, 2004

turd burglar

A toilet where your turds disappear rather than float or rest on the bottom, before you have a chance to look at them, leaving a very unsatisfied feeling.

"I took a huge dump but this damned turd burglar stole it. Bastard!"

turd burglar by Ross Caldwell November 7, 2003

turd burglar

Any man who enjoys anal intercourse. (Especially a "top".)

Feces attached to the head of one's penis.

turd burglar by Mark Ries May 17, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

turd burglar by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

turd burglar

n. A tiny man who, at night, commits a breaking and entering into your buttocks and then into the turd bank to steal all the turds he can conceal in his mouth. He exits quietly and unnoticed.

Oh man! My lucky turd was stolen from my turd bank last night! Mr. Marley, the security guard, should have stayed later! That damn turd burglar!

turd burglar by Gnome from the Town of Chirps December 30, 2008

turd burglar

Someone who comes and robs your house while you're taking a shit and there's nothing you can do about it because you're takin' a shit

That time I was taking a shit that TURD BURGLAR stole my couch!

turd burglar by SUNY POTSDAM October 1, 2005