turd shank

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

by mizzoupig February 28, 2010

turd smeller

A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.

I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.

by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005

turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

Turd Sauce

The liquid from your butt during a crap. Or maybe used as a description or nick name of a person place or thing.

Hey guys what the hell!! Who left turd sauce on the toilet seat. Or as the nick name, hey turd sauce I need you to do me a favor and mop the floor. Don't be a turd sauce!!

by Jaebird77 August 28, 2012

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008

turd smuggler

Anyone concealing and smuggling a huge reaking load in their pants and or diaper.

Grandma is being a real turd smuggler today.

by cheezestix October 31, 2006

Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011