tulip

A word to describe the foreskin covering the head of the penis, looking like a closed tulip flower.

This doesn't look very delicate to many people, so "Here's a tip, loose the tulip".

(Or at least pull it back when you show it off on pictures to poor, unsuspecting women... Maybe they will find it less ugly, then...)

"This guy just sent me a dickpick, and omg, he has a tulip!"

by Amryn April 19, 2016

tulip

Slang, derogatory term used to describe a fool, or a foolish person.

shut the f**k up you f***kin tulip
or
what would he know, that lad is a tulip

by eoin September 2, 2003

Tulip.

noun.
Josie's Bestfriend, and now it's legit. Urban Dictionary legit. :3. So tell it to the big bird you frog-cat-house-armadillo-person.
noun.

cat - Woah, Josie is freaking tall
armadillo - & Tulip. is like freaking short, how do they talk?!
cat - idk, but that is one freaking ninja cool friendship
armadillo - yuppers :3

by josie chau May 2, 2010

tulip

When the anus of a homosexual man becomes like a goatse and is inverted it sticks out and looks like a red meat tulip

goatse is a nice tulip

by ape coon October 20, 2004

tulip

only fucking retards use tulip as an insult.

"Are you tulip?"
"Bitch are you fucking retarded?"

by Bernie Mc April 5, 2015

tulip

A popular word used to speak of a hand gun. used in most places specially when speaking over the phone.

1. Yo son go get the tulip we got some beef.
2. Yo were the tulip at son homie just got shot at.

by rayne1 June 14, 2006

Tulip

a slutty person

"Jessica Hilaboe is a TOTAL tulip"

by Kortnee January 29, 2004