tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Berlin Tug-o-War

when two girls stick a string of anal beads in their assholes as far up as they can put it. they then then run as fast as they can in opposite directions.

those freaky chicks on the other side of the iron curtain love to give berlin tug-o-wars.

by El Presedente June 6, 2009

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 7, 2004

one man tug-of-war

v.To masturbate aggressively.

Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway

by Geoff Scotland February 19, 2006

dick tug-o-war

When two males with large penises (typically of African origin) tie their penises together and pull until one penis is removed. The winner is whoever leaves with a floppy wang hanging from their own

Dick tug-o-war: Lebron: wassup my Nigga.Me and Jerome just had a huge 'dick tug-o-war' in case you are wondering why I have two dicks.

by ScamDong February 22, 2017

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

Something that geeks and the Wapanese do when they watch anime or run Linux on their computer.

The faggot played a tug-o-war with the Cyclops after compiling the Linux kernel.

by yuck September 26, 2003

the Garden Variety Tug-O-War

When you connect two cucumbers using rope and shove them into two recipients ass holes. The two contestants run in opposite directions. The one to keep the cucumber in their assholes is the winner, the loser has to eat theirs. The loser is known as the pickler.

We tried the Garden Variety Tug-O-War at the office party, and the boss ate shit.

by Frank West August 28, 2006