Turkeyman

A sand nigger "faget" that looks like a turkey. He's known for raping the FUCK out of anything that moves. He also has a reputation of shitting on anything and everything he wants, especially open mouths. He consumes his own feces with delight, laughing hysterically while shit globs fall from his mouth.

Oh my god Turkeyman raped that vacuum cleaner!

Dude, did you see Turkeyman shit in that old lady's mouth? EUGH!

by Matt Swartz July 16, 2008

tuckerpants

tucker of the pants. in other words, fallon is basically the coolest person alive.

man look at that tuckerpants play that geetarr, they are so cool

by ihavenothingelsetodowithmytime November 2, 2008

Tuckermaxophobia

Fear of Intimacy

Insecurity manifested as drunken, lewd and crude behavior.

A form of self loathing that results in one defecating on anything one wishes to be intimate with

"This isn't easy to talk about, but... there's something I have to tell you before we go on a date... I have Tuckermaxophobia...

"I dunno if you know what a weardouche is but... I have Tuckermaxophobia... It's like being a weardouche 24-7..."

"I wish I didn't have this Tuckermaxophobia man, it makes life a living hell! Kicking lovers out of my room every night so I can cry alone in my closet before I go to sleep. I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is gonna be alright."

by THE Peter Pen August 29, 2012

Tsukerman

An actual real life Hinjew. A Tsukerman is always loyal to the United Satates of America. A Tsukerman is also always funny. If not funny, then there is a problem. Shoots a basketball like an elephant. Tsukermans are also sick at ping pong. Tsukermans always rock Converses.

Dude, I think I just saw a Tsukerman.
- No way, that's a myth.
Nah, look, it's a Hinjew.
-Oh snap, you're right!

by IamthePakiGuitarHero March 5, 2009

uckerman

Uckerman is the last name of hispanic royalty. Generally living lives of luxury. Swimming in men and women (whatever the preference may be),
intellect, wisdom and knowledge. Generations of handy men who can fix anything. Great with children even on their worse days. The Uckerman males have abnormally large penises.

"Wow man, I sure have never been blessed enough to have met an Uckerman before".

by CPesci May 23, 2018

Tuckering

Being a try hard in an everyday class of gym.

Why the fuck are you tuckering, this is not a PA football game.

by YourSmall April 30, 2019

tuckering

When you stick an M&M in your dickhole.

Hey Tucker, what you doing back there with the M&Ms!

Just doing some tuckering, leave me alone Donald

by Lin Linwood January 22, 2022