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tuba twat 

The objectification of the female reproductive system after a long and vigorous amount of time fornicating, where the large amount of air that passes between the so-called "Slip-and-Slide," and exits into the atmosphere; usually followed by an akward silence between the two parties.
Steve, "I can't freaking believe it, I totally just got Christine to play her tuba twat!"
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Combination of the words "tagger" and "gangbanger". A new subculture that has developed mainly in southern California. Not really considered writers, they tag, never piece, and almost never do throwups. Often they carry guns and bear more than slight resemblance to gangs. Not really considered to be true writers by writers, but are mostly considered a hinderance and a negative influence on a creative writing and piecing scene.
if you live in los angeles then most people in a crew are tagbangers. they tag their crew name and their writing name and slash out other crews and people and hit up people looking for them and fight with them or the crew depending on who slashed what or sometimes may even shoot the enemy crew even if they didnt slash them out but because their crew slashed out him or his crew.
tagbanger by Robin C July 27, 2008

Mexican Tugboat 

When a girl gives a blow job/hand job combo while inserting a finger in the guy's ass.

It's a very rare maneuver not recommended for new couples.
Guy 1: This girl was blowing me last night and she stuck her finger up my ass!!

Guy 2: Dude! That's a Mexican Tugboat!!
Mexican Tugboat by MikeandJohn February 20, 2011
The lowest of brass instruments is the tuba.
Tuba by Mz.arnett October 13, 2017
Someone who is attractive enough to be considered worthy of a Tug Job.
Mary - Did you see Ryan's dad?

Jane - Yeah, I know he's like in his 40's but he's highly tuggable.
Tuggable by mehdogmeh April 4, 2009
Being hit in the face with a tuba bell.
"You've been tuba'd."

"Dude, I tuba'd Kevin last rehearsal."
tuba'd by nd4spd1919 December 16, 2009