Tuck and Duck It

It is when you tuck your penis in between your legs and then duck tape it there to look as if you don't have a penis.

Sorry aaron, but i tuck and duck it...

by NOPE-YEP-NOPE! November 2, 2008

Italian Truck Stop

An act too disgusting and wrong to be described in a place with even as little decency as the internet.

Hey you, want an Italian Truck Stop?

I give the best Italian Truck Stops.

by Obese Tony December 12, 2010

Italian Truck Stop

When all of your friends come over to your house and shit on you while you sleep.

Goddammit, they gave me another Italian truck stop!

COLIN SUCKS ASS

by DRRASH November 18, 2011

its not a truck

when that older kid says he has a truck but it's actually a SUV

Person 1: i have a truck.
Person 2: Its not a truck!
Person 1: well it's built like one.
Person 2: ....................

by Psycho death metal March 3, 2017

plop it in the trunk

What Amazon wants to do with your packages. Simultaneously, an awful metaphor for anal.

Caleb: "Did you hear Amazon wants to deliver packages to your car?"
Ed: "No? What will they do, just plop it in the trunk?"

Thomas: "Dude, I totally plopped her in the trunk last night!"
Harmon: "... What in the genuine fuck does that mean?"

by WarmLeatherette May 30, 2018

truckitude

One's driving attitude once there behind the wheel of a truck

he developed a truckitude once he drove his Tacoma

by anonymous January 5, 2022

Italian Tuck

When a male tucks his erection under the waist line of his pants, boxers, belt, etc in an effort to hide it.

To hide my morning erection yesterday en route to the bathroom, I did the Italian Tuck.

by Boo W. January 11, 2009