tronch

getting completely fucking ruined

-wow, those fuckers just got completely tronch'd.

-what does that mean?
-i dunno, but i dont want that shit to happen to me.

by bigjerm July 7, 2009

Traunch

To push a friend in the back when he is not expecting it or is extremely vulnerable, especially when urinating.

Ohh man JonO! You traunched me while I was peeing and now I peed all over myself!

by Patrick Duggan esq. December 11, 2007

Trunchbull

The act of forcing someone to eat ass, usually by a very large, butch woman.

My girl screamed "You can do it, Bruce!" and made me eat her ass for 27 minutes!

Wow, talk about a Trunchbull!

by Zerog_27 June 18, 2016

Trunchbull

A large, more than likely cloven woman who eats small children and entire herds of livestock. Known to destroy entire villages.

She went at the Chinese buffet like a Trunchbull

by Scoren June 28, 2012

love truncheon

my willy, which is bigger than anything else

i drove my love truncheon up her dirt track

by patricia October 1, 2003

turkey truncheon

Turkey truncheon , the mutton dagger, pork sword, lamb lance, spam javelin, mutton dagger, the male genitalia.

He whipped out his turkey truncheon and she said are you related to bernard matthews?

by rowan B the bad young brother October 14, 2006

Traunched

A combination of drunk, high and tired. Pushing the capable boundaries of the human body on a night out.

Synonyms: sloshed, mortal

“Man he’s absolutely traunched right now”

“I was so traunched last night”

“I’ve been partying all night I’m completely traunched”

by Winshumloseshum June 20, 2018