Tristen

A Tristen, has eyes that one can easily get lost in. A great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. Easy to love too. If you hate this delectable woman you only hate her out of pure peanut butter jealousy. If you are friends with a Tristen count yourself super lucky and hold on to her because she is definitely a keeper.

Woah man did you see that babe? She's gotta be a Tristen.

by majunior February 11, 2017

Tristen

Gullible, someone who will constantly look up, looking for words on the ceiling that aren't there.

god you're such a Tristen

by Hoopdog20 December 14, 2011

Tristen

A sexualy confused and frusterated woman that is a scanvenger and has a deep love for her pet cat, Maria. She lives in the ghetto hoods, of large towns with worthless people in it. She enjoys ectasy and shoving water bottles up her vagina. Her nipples look like burgers and she cannot afford food for her seven kids. She dates little boys for their money and leaves them with butt aids, because she is a vagina virgin fo life. Only her ears and butt may penetrated. Stay away from this nasty motha fucker.

A tristen walked up to me and I busted my nut in her eye

by honkeyinamerica September 6, 2011

tristen

A self proclaimed Call of Duty god. Usually gets good stats but they are quite misleading. He blames his teammates for their "poor" performance. Although he gets upset with his teammates, he claims he is just trying to help them get better, but its pretty clear that he only does such for his own benefit. A very selfish respawn player, disagrees with everyone in search and destroy, and rarely plays the objective. Deep in the world of tristen, nobody has any gunskill and everyone is under eighteen years of age. Isn't a very smart player and always asks why you would challenge that. Tristens have very skinny heads, are extremely white, and in the latter half of the height scale. Tristens like to pick fights with people that are on his side. You can agree with him and he will still disagree somehow. However, tristens can be fun to hang around if you like to mess with random girls on Kik messenger. He always can think of something funny to say to them. Tristens are overall good people outside the call of duty world.

Random Call of Duty player: Hey guise I got th...
Tristen: Shut the fuck up trashy (censored) kid your bad you have no gunskill and I'm a (censored) GOD.
Random Call of Duty player to friend: Did you hear that guy in that lobby? What a Tristen.
Random Call fo Duty player's friend: Yeah Tristens are like that.

by IIllIlIllIllIllI September 1, 2014

tristen

A very jealous,childish,mutted out,too much make up wearin,hating ass female.

Who's the clown faced girl over there that everybody ran thru?
Oh,that's Tristen.

by siciliana May 8, 2014

Tristen

The best name of all. People who has this name is the most handsome people of all. Personality of this person is the best and everyone will love the people name after this name. There are other more common varieties like Tristan and Triston but Tristen is a rarer one

Kid: "Hi, my name is Tristen!"
Everyone else: "ALL HAIL OUR NEW HANDSOME AND GREAT KING"

by Yo boi shadovortex April 17, 2021

Tristen

A gorgeous and sexy girl you will every meet and good girlfriend you would want to have . She is caring for all her friends and family. She has brown hair and hazel eyes when people see her the drop dead right there. She is fun to be around and she will always have your back she will never let you down . She lover to spend time with her friends and she never excludes anyone she will her always be your friend . She loves music and cheer a lot . She be a future cheerleader . She is strong and very easy to love . Don’t lose her if you are her friend she also loves to dance . She is funny and sexy

Dang she is hot I want to be her friend . Tristen ~ hot , pretty and a loving person

by Pretty girl 123 December 19, 2017