Treacle

Roses are red violets are blue nah I’m just bullshitting

To the treacle tart who’s stole my heart
Your pretty, funny and kind.

Someone I didn’t expect to find.

ever since we started talking I can’t get you off my mind.
When I’m feeling drown you always turn my frown upside down.
I’m sorry I couldn’t afford the crown you deserve my queen.
Your shiny smile is enough to keep me going for a while.
I’m so interested and invested in this thing
I wish I was born in your perfect pacific piercing blue eyes so I could caress down your gentle cheek and touch your soft lips. That didn’t rhyme so I’ll cut to the line your my Devine sunshine let me refine be mine let’s align

Will you be my Valentine

If you say no I was only joking if not

Bubs was here Treacle

by Road man 1 February 11, 2021

Rusty Treacle

The end product of a good anal sesh.Solid cable made more fluid with the introduction of a males potential babies

Russell: Fuck Yeah!!!

Mo:Godddd Damn It Russ, your spaf is makin turnin ma shit into Rusty Treacle!!

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 20, 2009

Devil's treacle

Female ejaculate - the liquid that emanates from a woman's glory hole.

Man: "I was licking my wife out and I got a mouth full of devil's treacle - what a treat!"

Woman: "You're so spontaneous sometimes honey."

by Fast Parrot January 21, 2005

treacle-blowing

when one or more females take part in the act of playing the game twister naked, while 4 or more males violently masturbate over one anothers mobile phones

i cant wait to go treacle-blowing tonight with bill and phil

by stevied23 January 22, 2009

treacle Turd

when you eat so much treacle, or honey that your turd turns stringy.

oh dude i just had a shit, it was like tring coming out my ass, talk about painful and gross". "Ahh dude, sounds like a treacle turd

by DinoRawwr March 6, 2011

Treacle Town

Macclesfield.

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

treally

adj-"tres really" three times the normal really. really really really.

Person 1: "Why are you going so slow?"
Person 2: "My bike treally just popped going through the country backroads."

by n.p. 2k10 September 27, 2010