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Toastmaster

An individual who is designated as being in charge if giving toasts and welcome speeches. Typically a member of a club or organization.
Roy Rodgers used to be the club secretary but has since taken over as toastmaster, due to his skill in oration
by LeDpux October 19, 2021
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Trashster

A hipster who likes trash to an uncomfortable degree.

Emerging in the early 2010's, trashsters are a subculture of teenagers and young adults who enjoy garbage for both its aesthetics and euphemisms. Its largest concentration and origins are based in Omaha, NE. The esteemed "Hotel Frank" a.k.a. "Middle House" serves as a focal point for the culture offering noisy lo-fi basement shows and living quarters for an ambiguous amount of young adults. Most trashsters are recent high-school graduates, with the occasional art school graduate, and hold down part-time jobs as an only source of income (not including any parental assistance). They survive off near minimum wage by exclusively eating Little Caeser's "Hot 'n' Ready's" and Totino's frozen "Party Pizza"s. With hygiene and mannerisms strikingly similar to Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats, they never clean and pride themselves on being as filthy as possible. An opposition to other scenes that are simply thrift-friendly, the trashster culture will not accept clothes or furniture that are even remotely new.

It is important not to confuse trashsters with those that live a "punk" lifestyle. Although it appears both neglect societal standards on cleanliness, punks do not care for such standards while trashsters make an extremely careful and conscious effort to avoid them.

They are the opposite of swanksters.
"Oscar the Grouch hates everything, what a trashster!"
- The children of hipsters

"Don't be a fucking trashster and take the garbage out!"
- One roommate to another

"I haven't washed my hands in ten years"
- A trashster after just introducing themselves

"I really like the musician Grimes, but I heard she was a trashster."
- Someone at the Pitchfork festival.
by Swankerton August 12, 2012
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Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.
Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.
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Trashwater

Water, typically following a rain storm or snow melt event, which gathers and marinates inside trash bags. Typically leaks from bottom of aforementioned trash bag during transport to curb.
As he walked the trash bag to the curb, he felt warm trashwater begin to permiate his slipper.
by hedonisthedevil May 24, 2018
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trashmate

Someone who is trashy like you. Like a classmate or roommate, only trashier.
Hey, have you met my trashmate? We get along with our low morales and lack of manners.
by LingDanc803 November 5, 2018
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trasheaters

a fire rap duo selling ass weed on the steets
"Have you heard trasheaters new fire album Dickplant?"
by twassheatw4ers October 27, 2019
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Treslmaster

A master at walking on tightropes!
Sophie is a treslmaster! She is so good at walking on tightropes!
by sophieiscool01 October 18, 2020
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