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Trashster 

A hipster who likes trash to an uncomfortable degree.

Emerging in the early 2010's, trashsters are a subculture of teenagers and young adults who enjoy garbage for both its aesthetics and euphemisms. Its largest concentration and origins are based in Omaha, NE. The esteemed "Hotel Frank" a.k.a. "Middle House" serves as a focal point for the culture offering noisy lo-fi basement shows and living quarters for an ambiguous amount of young adults. Most trashsters are recent high-school graduates, with the occasional art school graduate, and hold down part-time jobs as an only source of income (not including any parental assistance). They survive off near minimum wage by exclusively eating Little Caeser's "Hot 'n' Ready's" and Totino's frozen "Party Pizza"s. With hygiene and mannerisms strikingly similar to Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats, they never clean and pride themselves on being as filthy as possible. An opposition to other scenes that are simply thrift-friendly, the trashster culture will not accept clothes or furniture that are even remotely new.

It is important not to confuse trashsters with those that live a "punk" lifestyle. Although it appears both neglect societal standards on cleanliness, punks do not care for such standards while trashsters make an extremely careful and conscious effort to avoid them.

They are the opposite of swanksters.
"Oscar the Grouch hates everything, what a trashster!"
- The children of hipsters

"Don't be a fucking trashster and take the garbage out!"
- One roommate to another

"I haven't washed my hands in ten years"
- A trashster after just introducing themselves

"I really like the musician Grimes, but I heard she was a trashster."
- Someone at the Pitchfork festival.
Trashster by Swankerton August 12, 2012
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Thrashterpiece

A thrash album that is considered to be of the highest quality.
"Dude, Rust in Peace is totally the best metal album of all time."

"Totally, it's such a THRASHTERPIECE"
Thrashterpiece by bullshittah April 25, 2010

trashvertising 

The act of advertising by leaving printed promotional materials where someone will have remove it and/or throw it away to go about their daily business. Fliers on door handles, fliers on car windshields, "sample" newspapers in the driveway. These items often end up in the parking lot, street, etc. as people typically just throw them somewhere to get them out of the way.
<winter time>
Neighbor 1: "Watcha doing?"
Neighbor 2: "Fixing my snow blower. Blades are jammed." *grunts*
Neighbor 1: "From what?"
Neighbor 2: (pulls out a mangled wad of paper) "That stupid ad-covered newspaper thingy."
Neighbor 1: "Salty. You get the daily paper?."
Neighbor 2: "No. It's just a bunch of ads they give out...try and get you to subscribe. They throw them all over the neighborhood."
Neighbor 1: "What dicks."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah...I hate the Plain Dealer and their trashvertising. It's gonna cost me $50 to have this thing fixed."
trashvertising by citiz3n February 15, 2010

Trussterfuck 

A more specific version of a clusterfuck.

When you have only been prime minster of a country for 3 weeks and manager to trash the economy - it's a Trussterfuck.

When you have several car-crash radio interviews trying to defend that trashing of the economy - but make things worse, that's a Trussterfuck.

When you can't even ring a freaking bell properly - yep, that's also Trussterfuck.
Conceived from a prime minister of the Untied Kingdom in 2022 who history books will have very little to go on other than her series of Trussterfucks.
Did you see what happened to economy when Liz Truss announced her governments economy policies - what a Trussterfuck!

Did you hear Liz Truss on the local radio stations trying to defend her economy policies - what an absolute Trussterfuck!

She seems like the sort of person the term Trussterfuck was conceived for.

Have you every heard of Liz Truss?
No, who the fuck is she?
Seriously, what a Trussterfuck! She was PM of the UK in 2022.
Nope, I've got nothing.
Trust me, a complete Trussterfuck.
Trussterfuck by Ultra Vires September 30, 2022

Trussterfuck 

An ongoing catastrophe caused by the disastrous decisions of an endlessly stupid and over promoted imbecile
What happens when. Liz Truss is made priminister a Trussterfuck.
Trussterfuck by Chefwillsy October 18, 2022

Thrashster

A hipster that has latched onto the current thrash revival.

Uniform: white high-top sneakers, dick-tight jeans, black t-shirt, denim sleeve-less vest covered in patches (the kvlter the better), facial hair, bullet-belt, fingerless gloves, headband, 16 oz. can of PBR
I used to love Municipal Waste back when they were still DIY, but I can't enjoy their shows anymore - too many thrashsters douching up the place.
Thrashster by Alison Chaynes May 23, 2009
Any indiviudal or group of individuals who engage in what is frequently referred to as the trap, which is the area, generally a corner where drugs are sold.

An exceptionally good trapster is known as a trapstar

Synonyms: Pusher, Trapper, Dealer, Brickflipper, Birdflipper, chirper, nextel hanger, track star
When i pulled up to the corner, all the trapsters offered me crack.
trapster by Suprizzle August 30, 2005