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Townes Boat Ride

The act of sneaking on to someones boat late at night and deficating on the deck or preferably in a stateroom.
I just took a townes boat ride on that canoe over there.
by Mister Campoloz July 6, 2011
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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
by AllisonLaidAnEggOnMe November 24, 2009
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The Tower Effect

The Psychological process by which a Tower Unite™️ player becomes, through repeated exposure to related material, a furry and/or hentai fetishist.
Person 1: Dude Jim has been playing Tower Unite Non-Stop!!!
Person 2: Oh god, He's gonna become a furry via The Tower Effect
by Yoshiex34 January 24, 2021
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Pizza Tower

Pizza Tower is a 2D platformer mainly inspired by Wario Land and Earthworm Jim. The game has over the top hand-drawn animations and music. You play as Peppino Spaghetti, a manic pizza man with many abilities like charging, super jumping and dashing. Peppino has to go up each floor of the tower by finding keys, saving toppins folks and getting as many points as possible.

Luckily, Peppino cannot die in this game, but this does not mean the task will be easy since "The Noise" and his henchmen have many traps to impede his progress.

The game is currently in it’s demo phase, with help from Mr. Sauceman and Frostix.
person 1: pizza tower is cool

person 2: ok
by rabloing October 30, 2019
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Tower of Pimps

(noun)

Originated from Achievement Hunter,

A Trophy Item that represents overall victory after a challenge has been completed in the Achievement Hunter MineCraft Let's Plays, displayed in the Achievement City. The Tower is 4 Gold Blocks stacked vertically upon a base, often the base is Obsidian (Ray's base is Dirt, Ryan's first tower's base was Netherrack).
First built by Gavin Free of RoosterTeeth's Achievement Hunter in Episode 2, it was brought back as an item competitors had to build in the 'Build a Tower' challenge. In total, the Tower has since been won by the competitors in 26 different occasions (to this present date) and if it existed in the real world it would stand 5 meters high and the solid gold value of it would be approximately 3.6 billion dollars.
Michael "Gavin has officially won the Tower of Pimps."
Gavin: "Dude I created the Tower of Pimps and now it's rightfully mine."
~ Let's Play Minecraft 23
by TDBTyler June 21, 2013
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Trump Tower 2

To Trump: We are proud to announce we have paid $6,666,666 in taxes (more then your "clever" payment of just $750!) to build Trump Tower 2! The picture added is the entrance. Upon reaching it, you go inside down the pits of hell- I mean the "subway" to the luxurious tower! Address is 666 Hellhole Boulevard, Satan City, Underworld.
We invite Trump, Melania, and all people who let Trump "grab their pussies"!
Donald Tramp- I mean Trump: Hey, can we go to Trump Tower 2? I need to go grab more pussy- I mean grab- err, adopt a puppy!
Melania Trump: Yes, my sugar da- I mean Rapi- I mean Trumpy! *Blushes cUtElY*
by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020
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Ultimate Eiffel Tower

Two Eiffel Towers being performed simultaneously. One girl lays across the other girl in an X, while the 4 guys tag team them and high five all at once, creating the 4 columns of the Eiffell tower.
Janet: Dave and Harold lets do an Eiffell tower?

Brenda: Brian and John lets do an Eiffell tower as well.

Brian, John, Harold, and Dave, simultaneously: How about Janet and Brenda lay on top of each other, while they do us, and blow us, and then we high five. Its the Ultimate Eiffel Tower!
by Jmart25 October 27, 2010
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