Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 11, 2011

totes

Short for "totally"

I am totes sick of working here.

by Jenn February 26, 2003

totes

Totes, pronounced like boats with a "t," is a shortened form of the word totally.

a. Isn't that guy over there really cute?
b. totes.

by Emmmmmma May 25, 2006

Totes

(verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc. etc.)

1. Salutations of some sort; also farewell - "Totes!;" "Stay totes!"

2. Action word (verb) in ambiguous context - "Totes it up!"; "Let's totes this place!"

3. Original connotation: totally - "That girl is totes hot,"; "You're totes sketch."

4. Any positive association - "Getting into college is totes!"; "Yeah, Glee is pretty much the totes!"

5. A method with which to puncture silences, esp. those of the awkward variety - "...Totes."

Life is totes.

by zoyers December 04, 2010

Totes

Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.

Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation.

I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop.
Those test questions were totes ridic!
I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap!

by IAmTheBooty June 09, 2007

Totes

Two or more large open topped bags with straps, often made of hemp, organic canvas or carbon neutral nylon, typically used by hippies and green yuppies.

Honey, are we ready to go to the farmer's market? Don't forget our totes!

Omg, are those totes made from recycled materials? How greentastic!

by LilMountain April 04, 2011

Tote

Tote is a Spanglish word for "pussy" originating from the Spanish word "Toto".

Pronounced "toat"

Kanye west: yo did you freshen up your tote
Kim: yes i did with some green soap,
Kanye west:good! soap soap soap freshen up your tote.
Kim: yes, soap soap soap freshen up your tote

by Lysergic High August 06, 2019