toronno

The way people in Toronto and the surrounding area pronounce the city, Toronto.

Person 1: Where are you from bro?
Person 2: Toronno.
Person 1: You mean Toronto?

by PieSplatter December 7, 2015

tortoise position

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.

Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.

by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009

tororojo

ToroRojo is what is commonly referred to as Red Bull here on the Texas/Mexico border.

In Spanish to one another: "Hey that GringoLoco (crazy white guy) keeps drinking those ToroRojo's."

by GringoLoco2012 March 18, 2012

the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.

Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.

by The iron horse May 31, 2016

OPU-C Toronto

Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.

Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
Yeah, dude, OPU-C Toronto is where it's at.

by canadaeh February 23, 2009

ray toro

Ray Toro is a cool guitarist from the greatest band ever my chemical romance. He is lead guitar and has a sexy fro.
People say he's not as sexy as the other guys, but they dont realise how fucking wrong they are!! he is sooooo hot!!! his fro just adds to the sexifullness...:)BEST GUITARIST IN THE WORLD!! (the other guys are sexy too).

Ray Toro is just so great it makes me very happy!

by fatality is like ghosts in snow July 30, 2008