Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

Tool Bag

Like douchebag but kept child-friendly.

He is such a Tool Bag

by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019

Tool-bag

A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.

Tom Lewis is a tool-bag, why the hell does he open is mouth.

by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006

Tool-Bag

A person who suffers the ailments of being both a tool and a douche bag.

Just because you're pissed at life doesn't mean you have to be such a Tool-Bag!

by Arsemunky August 30, 2016

Tool-bag

Idiot, someone who is foolish or silly.

"Gee that Chris is a proper tool-bag when he gets pissed!!!'

by Swinggal March 6, 2008

Tool-Bag-ish

To be annoying or embarassing with a friend in a group environment through immature means.

"I expected more out of you two. I mean talk about tool-bag-ish..."

by Swellsbury69 September 20, 2011

Tool Bag Swag

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.

Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.

by TheSharpestBluntObject June 1, 2011