Tool Bag

Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag

Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will

by Tom the Tool October 04, 2006

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Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.

Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...

Yo AO3 is such a Tool Bag... I hate that bitch nigga.

by YelaWhich July 22, 2011

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TOOL BAG

BRITT WHOLER and/or ANDY MANESS

When someone's acting really gay (thinks his subaru is a mercedes benz, thinks speaking in aim talk is legit, and has a huge schnoz) they can also be be referred to as a subychild, they are a TOOL BAG.
AND/OR
when someone has really gay flo... stubbornly continues to think he is 100% man despite the fact that his voice is so high he undeniably has a vagine, they are a TOOL BAG.

by gayness123 August 22, 2008

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Tool-Bag-ish

To be annoying or embarassing with a friend in a group environment through immature means.

"I expected more out of you two. I mean talk about tool-bag-ish..."

by Swellsbury69 September 20, 2011

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Tool Bag Swag

The aura given off by someone who displays extreme tool-ish behavior. Tool Bag Swag is hard to attain, as only the kings of douchebagery exemplify this quality. People who wear nothing but Polo, rediculous oversized sunglasses, and flat brimmed tool or 59fifty hats have this. Tool bag swag describes the ultimate tool's way of life.

Joe displays his Tool Bag Swag as he lifts up his Polo T-Shirt to flash girls his abdominals in the hallway.

by TheSharpestBluntObject May 08, 2011

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