A condiment fit for kings, consisting of equal parts tomato ketchup and mayonnaise. Differs from fry sauce in that the two sauces are not mixed fully but rather placed next to each other, whereby the fries are dabbed from one sauce into the next and they mix naturally. French fries are the primary recipient of tomayo, but other dippable consumables can also be used, e.g. the chicken nugget.
Friend 1: "Hey man, I've got some fries. Want me to get some ketchup?"
Friend 2: "If it ain't tomayo I'm not touching those fries."
Friend 2: "If it ain't tomayo I'm not touching those fries."
by Condiment Connoisseur December 26, 2011
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In legends passed down among bovine heredity, the tomonori is the boogy man of cows. It hides in the grass, and at night, jumps out to assail young cows from behind, howling into the night over the moos of its prey. It's species is closely related to the yusuke, pronounced (YOU-SOO-KEY), although the yusuke possesses fragments of what resembles what was once a functioning brain.
A tomonori is also the name of a small pimple in the pelvic region that grows hairs up to 10 feet long and changes color according to the amount of ramen being eaten in anime plots around the world, earning it the official title : penis wrinkle pronounced (tomonori)
In legends passed down among bovine heredity, the tomonori is the boogy man of cows. It hides in the grass, and at night, jumps out to assail young cows from behind, howling into the night over the moos of its prey. It's species is closely related to the yusuke, pronounced (YOU-SOO-KEY), although the yusuke possesses fragments of what resembles what was once a functioning brain.
A tomonori is also the name of a small pimple in the pelvic region that grows hairs up to 10 feet long and changes color according to the amount of ramen being eaten in anime plots around the world, earning it the official title : penis wrinkle pronounced (tomonori)
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