Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Toledo, IA

A very small, boring town in which everyone is either a bitch, a whore, or a country hick.

Person 1: Wow, she's pregnant in eighth grade?
Person 2: Yeah, she must live in Toledo, IA

by KayDee3192 September 11, 2011

toledo turnpike

When you piss directly into a girl's asshole

Dude, just gave Becky the toledo turnpike last night.

by greypube October 30, 2017

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.

When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008

Toledo Jackknife

When a male attmepts to fellate himself however the extreme angles involved cause him to throw his back out, and he is stuck in that position until help can arrive.

Hey, Steve got caught in a Toledo Jackknife, again.

by Benevir August 23, 2007