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Sperm Toffee

Toffee made out of semen.

A man ejaculates into a bowl that either a woman or a drunken man is holding. The semen should then be put into a blender until it is whipped and resembles sour cream. Then it should be poured back into the bowl. Then the bowl is then covered by saran wrap and placed inside a refrigerator where it is left to cool. After several hours, the bowl should be removed from the fridge. Then the oven should be preheated to 400-450 degrees Fahrenheit. The saran wrap should be removed from the top of the bowl and the semen should be poured onto a cookie pan (you can make stars or any other shapes out of it if you please). Then the tray is put into the oven where it should be left for 2.5-3 hours. Remove from the oven and enjoy! Should be crispy and delicious! You can add any toppings you would like, I prefer sprinkles or Egesta sauce.
Mom: Anyone hungry from a long day at school?
Daughter: Yeah! What kind of snacks do you have Mom?
Mom: Your favorite! I just finished making sperm toffee!
Son: YAYYY, make sure to also bring the fresh Egesta sauce over!
Mom: Good thing I bought a new bottle at the confectionery earlier today!
Children: You're the best Mom!
by Pastry Chef May 25, 2009
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Tiffany

A person who may appear strong but once you get to them they are fragial. They get hurt easily and take everything to heart. They have amazing talents and love everyone.
Person1:Tiffany is so strong. She wont get hurt if I say this.
Person2:If you know her like I do she gets hurt
by WalkinginMenphis January 19, 2014
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toffee log

A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.
by Ms T February 21, 2003
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Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
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Tuffatea

Describes a lazy request for a cup of tea, usually from a close friend or family member. Often used to describe a request for a cuppa for everyone present (Slang: Port Talbot, Wales).
Adam: *Lazily sits up on the sofa* "Mate i'm sooo hungover! Tuffatea?"

Hayley: "Make you own bastard Tuffatea!"

Everyone else: "C'mon Hayley, Tuffatea!"

Hayley: *Screams* "For fucks sake... Fine!"
by Adam2ez September 21, 2009
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Toffee Bus

A bus on which a window licker would ride
Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows
by silverfox_73 September 26, 2009
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Tiffany

Tiffany~one of the best girls you'll ever know. She's gorgeous, kind, flirty, intelligent, and an all around amazing person. If you find one...NEVER LET HER GO.
God, I wish Tiffany was mine.

Tiffany is so gorgeous
by Zoey Pendragon December 19, 2016
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