shit toboggan

Tool used to desend from moutain of shit your life has become

I'll be lucky if I have a shit toboggan left after this divorce attorney is done with me!

by Intent... April 22, 2009

Turd Toboggan

The pieces of toilet paper you drop into the bowl of an airplane toilet so the deposit you leave can land on it and go down the hole without leaving skid marks in the bowl for the next washroom user.

I used 3 sheets of paper for my turd toboggan!

by Bramar August 28, 2010

Tobuscus

A somewhat famous YouTuber who is famous for his literal trailers and Facebook game commercials.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Tobuscus?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: You have gotta see this hilarious video made by him!

by YouMayCallMeV August 20, 2010

Camel Tobasco

First, place a rubber on your dick and unroll it all the way down to the base of the shaft. Next, carefully brush HOT SAUCE over the rubber. Finish it off by unrolling yet another rubber over the first. If a rubber breaks at any time during the porking, this process will serve as your "Early Warning System." If either partner detects a "burning like a motherfucker" sensation, you will know that it's time to pull your dick out and contact the condom manufacturer for a replacement.

If that girl is a cum-dumpster, you had better use the camel tobasco. It worked for me, although the experience changed the way i feel about its name... i now call it slot sauce!!!

by wild-card March 25, 2010

Canadian Toboggan

When you are having sex doggy-style at the top of a flight of stairs, and, right before you climax, you simultaneously thrust hard and pull the woman's arms out from under her and ride her down the stairs.

I'm a little sore from my bumpy ride on the Canadian toboggan last night.

by Creepy Bill October 20, 2010

tooshie

A slang term for a butt, rear end, gluteus maximus, derrier, etc. Usually used as a substitute by people who do not want to offend, such as around children.

Sit your tooshie down.

by TheRealBobSaget November 14, 2006

tobogganism

Tobogganism: The belief that the great god Tobogganai is on an uprise. The belief also interprets that after death, Zealots are carried to the afterlife in a Platinum Toboggan. Most followers and or Zealots wear elongated sock hats referred to as Tobögganes. The after realm is commonly referred to as Tobogga. Tobogganism was founded by Jamalla Jarvison McMafuckin'spanky (also referred to as Motha fucking McSpanky) in 1806. While ancient prophecies have condemned that all humans (even with other religious beliefs) are tobogganists. The earliest recognitions of Tobogganism do however refer to the Ancient Druids, while Saint McSpanky disagrees otherwise. Places of worship include but are not limited to: The universal Temple of Tobogganai, St. Chubbs Fellowship LLC, and many more. Currently, Tobagganism consists if a mere 2,376 followers. While most members believe in pure peace, other believe that a harmony is yet to come in a not so distant future. Are you a tobogganist?

Chubbs: are you a tobogganist? Or have you ever heard of Tobogganism?

Stranger: What the hell is a tobogganist?

Chubbs: We tobogganists worship the great god Tobogganai!

Stranger: *quickly walks away*

by B. McSpanky January 5, 2014