bottle to the face

when one drinks the entire contents of a bottle of liquor, typically all in one sitting.

michelle: that test fucking blew
jessica: yea it did... lets take a bottle to the face tonight

by jjzoo March 1, 2009

Friendly Wiener Slap To The Face

Like a love tap, but with your penis, and to the face.

I love getting a friendly wiener slap to the face. They make my day.

by TMaq February 6, 2010

straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.

As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.

by merboston December 31, 2011

Sack to the face

Smoking a bag of marijuana by yourself in a single session.

Friend 1- "Sorry i didn't meet you after school yesterday"
Friend 2- "bro you didn't show up so ended up taking a sack to the face"

Ex 2: "I take sacks to the face" - Luniz- "I got 5 on it"

by HayesHellaSwo August 17, 2011

Cock Blast to the Face

When jerking off the sperm is ejactulated in your parteners face

Hey my face hurts, i got a cock blast to the face... OU!!!

by james o'brian November 19, 2003

dick to the face

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF

I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.

by DTTF March 27, 2009

take it to the face

A) When someone is eating food very fast
B) When someone is drinking alcohol

C) When a girl gets skeeted on in the face or sucks a dick

A) Yo Nati Legend slow down a stop taking that burrito to the face.
B) I'm taking it to the face tonight!! (implying you will be drinking but don't want ur RA to overhear what ur talking about.)
C) I am going to be taking it to the face with my boyfriend tonight.
D) Take it to the face Guddie

by bgg February 20, 2011