one time thing

It's only gonna happen once.
If it already happened then it's not happening ever again.

Kid 1 : Yo why was your sister with us today?
Kid 2: Man idek but listen that's a one time thing, all right?

by 1360s March 14, 2016

One Timer

One night stand. Bastardization of the hockey term for a slap shot taken when a puck is being passed and is not stopped before it is shot. Other handy hockey term five hole

Jeff went five hole with a one timer. (Jeff scored dude.)

by Poodleusier March 22, 2004

One Time Joke

A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!

Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!

by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010

One Timed

A phrase used to describe the act of being or getting "fucked up". It is a versatile term that can be shouted out loud to show enthusiasm towards getting "messed up" on whatever you prefer.

Examples:

1. Ya buddy lets get One Timed!
2. Those keg stands really got me One Timed!
3. Grab the Grav, I wanna get One Timed!

by FeedUsMcFetus August 28, 2010

this one time

Derives from the ever popular movie american pie. as in: "this one time at band camp." But now has more wide range of usage. Guys who are usually stoners or alcoholics use this term to reflect on one or more experiences they've had while under the influence. And wish to use this term to enlighten us all about the joys and wonders of "trppin"

Stoner Dude: This one time me and Bob were totally trippin out in the back alley way behind Fry's. Then all of a sudden we here these sirens, so we run. And then we just keep runnin and runnin till we reach this babes house and theres like 8 naked chicks in this hot tub. and we just went back there and then i checked my roley. it was already 7 o'clock. past my curfew. my probation officer would kill me. so i had to bounce on home. but man it was trippy.

by MissBarry February 4, 2005

One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in

''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''

by krissacred November 2, 2022

Allow me one time still.

Essentially when someone has messed up a multitude of times and is asking you for one more chance.

"How many times are you going to forget your jersey for basketball practice?" "Look coach, ALLOW ME ONE TIME STILL."

by MK KM May 14, 2023