arcadian thunderbolt

The arcadian thunderbolt is performed when somebody is in a deep sleep snoring with their mouth open. After a while its gets annoying, so you decide to masterbate in front of the person, then right as your about to cum you thrust your cock into their mouth and blast a sticky wad of man goo into their throat.

Alex: So dude, lastnite Anthony was snoring so loud, that it woke me up. I was angry, so I decided to give him an arcadian thunderbolt and I filled his mouth with my seed. But, I didn't pullout quick enough and he chomped down on my dick.

by Derek aka xmypantsx September 29, 2008

1964 thunderbolt

a badass car ford made took a 64 fairlane and stuffed a 427 in it nickname thunderbolt that owned drag strip in 1964

you:oh shit hes in the mopar killer

friend:whats that?

you:what you dont know!

friend:no

you:and you call your self a ford man

you:only the baddest of all fords a 1964 thunderbolt has the 427 from the 63 galaxie

friend:oh shit

by barney.r July 27, 2011

Thunderbolt

When a male shoves a fist in a females vagina and in the anus simultaneously.

Don gave Sam the thunderbolt last night.

by Warrior1023 September 3, 2017

Thunderbolt

Term mistakenly used by stupid people referring to lightning bolt

No you fucking idiot , it's not a thunderbolt, it's a lightning bolt.

by Atyler916 May 26, 2020

Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.

I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.

by Love doctoress December 15, 2017

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.

Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.

by Amar L November 28, 2020