Thumper

A street level police officer that never progresses in rank, due to his inherent nature to never stop crime but to continually thump and boot-strap strictly for the purpose of combat and entertainment. The officer is usually justified in each case, but the "thumping" isnt not necessary.

I really hate responding to John's code twos... There is always some fight about to take place because he is one real thumper.

by Marsh February 14, 2005

thumper

Short for bible thumper - an overly religious and/or annoyingly religious person, especially Evangelical Christians.

He used to hang with us all the time before he got brainwashed by those thumpers.

by transorbital July 7, 2006

Thumper

Very Large Buttocks aka Phat Ass aka Junk In The Trunk aka Donkey aka Big Booty aka Bubble Butt

DAMN! Chorty Gotta Thumper!!!!

by CvEck0 January 3, 2009

Thumper

One who goes around citing or "thumping" the bible to everyone he or she meets.

Here come those (Mormon or Jehova Witness(insert anoying religion of your choice)) bible thumpers trying to get us to join their cult.

by theantithump November 17, 2006

thumper

A term used for subwoofers. Im not shure where those other definitions came form.

12" thumper with a amp

by Dmagoku May 13, 2005

thumper

a stripper from the novel House of Leaves, with Thumper from Bambi tattoed on her innter thigh.

A really sweet, but fallen, woman.

"Nice going, Thumper."

by B to the R April 22, 2004

thumper

a man who loves to be pounded in the ass

man i sure hope that guy over there is a thumper

by the thumphump April 9, 2009