Thump

A euphemism for masturbation.

Step 1: Lose 30 pounds
Step 2: Get ripped
Step 3: Thump all day

by Christian Kustard February 23, 2011

thumps

A game wherein two gentlemen with erect penises alternate taking turns "thumping" (aka flicking) each other's erection until one goes flaccid.

"Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in thumps during third period."

by Schwright March 8, 2008

thumped

The act of having sex with a very large penis, Having had the thumper soundly applied to the female (or male) of the species

He thumped her in the butt

by Estaben Reyes July 24, 2008

Thumped

v. Past tense of the intransitive verb, to Thump.

The act of leaving an area or confrontation at the most inopportune time, often creating a scene of confusion and disbelief.

"Why isn't he defending Blacksmith?"
"Oh! He Thumped."

by Tyranadin December 13, 2005

Thumped

Thumped/thumping: beat/beating. Could be used when talking about a fight or in a game.

Thumped: "My sister thumped me hard in MarioKart last night. I need to practice so I can beat her next time."

by Truck Bait 2003 September 24, 2017

Thumped

To get naked in the game of thumper.

dude, got thumped last weekend.

by mex69 December 23, 2010

Thumped

Adj. Thumped

1. Of or relating to possessing many epic loots
2. To be in the possession of an exceedingly gross number of epic loots
3. Having more epic loots than one knows what to do with.

"That guy is so thumped, he ran out of bank slots for all his epics!"

by Tekas July 26, 2008