Thumb

The bump that forms in the zipper of mens' pants that is often mistaken for an erection

Girl: Look at that boner
Guy: It's a thumb goddammit...THUMB I TELL YOU!

by Kommander_K May 14, 2009

thumb it

To hitchhike, if you don't have a ride

If you don't like the way I drive, you can thumb it.

by Pseudonym August 29, 2004

thumb

(verb) Using a finger to push a small object into your buttocks.

ED: "Hey Randy how can we make this ecstasy really kick in?"
RANDY: "I say we thumb it!"

by Effthis1906 April 1, 2010

thumb

To "like" something on facebook. Telling someone that you like something doesn't necessairly mean that you liked it on the book, but saying "I thumbed that" doesn't need clarification.

Dude, I thumbed that last night

He obviously posted that thinking that everyone would thumb it. They didn't. What a bad athumbtion.

She thumbed everything on my wall. It was a freakin thumbderstorm!

by DowntownDBrizzown November 27, 2010

Thumbing

The act of getting kicked out of a gentleman's club by inserting thumb in exotic dancer's anus.

Jimmy got us kicked out because he was thumbing Passion!

by Jerry Lar July 15, 2010

thumbs

An expression meaning 'good for you'.

Moron: I killed your mom last night. Uhhuhuhuhuh.
You: Thumbs.

by Tails December 31, 2003

thumbed

To be under the control of the girlfiend or boyfriend. To have no control of social activities due to the bf/gf taking over your life.

Dude, I cant go out tonight, I've been thumbed.

by looks like a dog May 10, 2009