motion thickness

Travel fat

Motion Thickness is when you are riding along in a vehicle and you start to get a woody from the vibration of the vehicle

by Motion thickness March 18, 2014

Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.

I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.

by Chett2tees October 21, 2017

hickneck

Not a redneck, not a hick, but a hickneck. These creatures can be found in mountainous areas in the deep south of the united states. Hicknecks always vote republican and wear the Confederate flag at all times. They hunt deer everyday. All of the female hicknecks become ugly white trash.

Person 1: "Did you see BillyJim go out with JoAnn?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard BillyJim Just went out with her just to go hunting deer"

Person 1: "What hicknecks!"

by UBERNESSISMISH December 13, 2010

material thickness

(adj.) 1. Description of a voluptuous woman, whether it is a nice juicy big booty or a nice set of jugs or a combination thereof.

(adj.) 2. Description of a female that has got the curves in all the right places, similar to that of Vida Guerra. Not to be used for description of females under 120 lbs.

scenario #1: Hey check the material thickness on Suzie, she has got it goin' on!

scenario #2: (for the fatties, comparable to Rosanne or Christie Alley before the weight loss) DAMN! look at that chick, that like 4 inch material thickness!!

scenario #3: (for the hotties, comparable to Beyonce Knowles or Vida Guerra) Man, Vida Guerra has got 3/16" material thickness going on, and then you look at her ass and it like POW 1/2" material thickness.

by El Magico July 2, 2007

Thicknicity

Someone who is stupid or thick...can also be used to describe the thickness of an objuect.

The thicknicity of that person is unreal

The thicknicity of that table

by tuffy runnners April 3, 2008

Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009

sup thickness?

A phrase commonly used when addressing a heavy-set girl or when trying to get her attention, often shouted out of a car window to a girl seen walking on the street

(Drives by fat chick) "Sup thickness?"
Girl: "Excuse me, but I have a glandular problem asshole."

by jp2112jpjp August 28, 2010