Dis-trustache

A man's mustache, fashioned in a way that causes others to believe he is un trustworthy

I think you should lock the car, that guy over there has a serious dis-trustache.

by Jaimiev6 May 22, 2011

buffalo testacles

A delicacy eaten in trailer parks, china, and the fear factor.

by bobbt.cum March 14, 2003

Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

Testache

When a male takes his hand and grabs his sweaty balls and twirls them around inside his pants creating a creamy fluid and then wipes it all over the space between the upper lip and nose of another person.

That sick ass faggot gave me a testache.

by Dirty Sanchez August 1, 2003

The stache of the euphoric

When someone has dorito dust on the sides of their mouth.

"Did you see Jack the other day? He was wearing the stache of the euphoric."

by >:) November 22, 2015

Rate the Stache 1-10

"Rate the Stache 1-10"- A phrase said by a gay man to a straight man to inform them they'd like a facial, or multiple.

"Hey man its me Tim, Rate the Stache 1-10 bro!"

by Jrflash2005 January 5, 2025

Chestache

(A derivative of the word "mustache.") To have an inordinate amount of chest hair that only grows on the pectorals leaving the stomach area bare.

1. Bill took off his shirt off at the pool, only to reveal he had a chestache!

2. I had to get waxed because of my chestache.

by solman November 20, 2010