There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

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there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx

there goes someone's heartbeat you are the reason. For him you are a beautiful angel. For him, he love you to the square of infinity. - onyx by _Onyx November 23, 2021

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There ain't anything good about any of you

No. Fuck you you panhandling piece of shit. I think we need to hire that guy the strangled Jordan Neely to death to go door to door and finish off the rest of the internet beggars.

Hym "Really. Imagine if the streets were littered with people asking for money. But not just acting from money but also insisting afterwards that they aren't some street beggar but instead are cool and deserve the things they have but then guy drunk and record themselves crying like a bitch because they know they do not. Just fucking littered with em. You would not like these people. If they weren't on the phone you would not actually like these people. There ain't anything good about any of you. I'm still waiting to see it. I don't see it."

There ain't anything good about any of you by Hym Iam October 3, 2025

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I know there's still good in you

I cliche said by chicks in movies when their boyfriend goes on a villain arc

Peter: "I know what I have to do"
Jane: "you don't have to do this! I know there's still good in you!"

I know there's still good in you by Saulman500 July 14, 2023

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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

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GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH! by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

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Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

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