stank in the water 

When something is quite right

What does water smell like? Nothing. So when you say it, it means something is amiss

Something weird: happens
Person: there's some stank in the water

stank in the water by B4tty Boy July 26, 2019

smoke on the water 

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

smoke on the water by tb da MC September 11, 2008

smoke on the water 

A reference to the smoke left sitting above the water in a bong after the first lighting of the cone.

Hey Jimmy, you gonna draw up the rest of the smoke on the water, or can i have it?

smoke on the water by tb da MC August 14, 2006

Shark in the Water

Shark in the Water is a term used to convey that one is menstruating, and thus is dangerous; or to say that the "waters" are "off limits" for that week.

Not tonight, baby, there's a shark in the water.

You had better clean up after yourself, there's a shark in the water.

Shark in the Water by Richard Sherpa April 13, 2011

Smoke on the Water Drunk 

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.

Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

Smoke on the Water Drunk by PattyBadFingers March 1, 2010

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato 

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato by penisshakes March 29, 2021

Stan The Water Man 

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.

look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.

Stan The Water Man by STN-117 June 1, 2022