triple crown

A delicious shot of whiskey, a horse tranqulizer, a horse laxative, and a Viagra. Try one and wait for the shock.
Dustin took a triple crown at the bar last night and woke up to a few surprises!
by holyhorsecrap June 25, 2008
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triple crown

A sex act related to the Shocker. One finger in a woman's anus, one finger in her vagina, and your tongue on her clit, all at the same time. Stimulates a woman's three most sensitive areas at the same time.
The first time I did the triple crown on my girlfriend, she came so hard it brought tears to her eyes!
by A Name No One Else Is Using August 27, 2006
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triple crown

When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.
There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.
by Uncle Dewey December 05, 2005
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Triple Crown

Sleeping with three anonymous women in one night without remorse.
dude 1- Crazy night last night. Banged one out with my regular broad, had a quickie with a never-wood in the underwood bathroom, then fucked this slut in the gas station parking lot.

dude 2- whoa! That's a triple crown!
by howardfelt July 29, 2012
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Triple Crowning

When a person induces any narcotic drug in the form of 2 uppers, and 1 downer. For example cocaine, xanax, and ecstacy all induced within 30 minutes.

Uppers: Ecstacy, Cocaine, Speed, Adderal, ect.
Downers: Xanax, Oxycodone, Promethazine, Triazolam
"Dude!! I've been triple crowning since saturday and im still up."
by AREYOUHIGH?! September 20, 2009
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The Triple Crown

Either simultaneously or in one evening: smoking an L with L, drinking a Mick with the Mick, and F'ing F.
When I come home after finishing exams, I intend on achieving the Triple Crown.
by ABABABABABAB April 12, 2007
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triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up
It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)
by buddyluv January 26, 2004
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