live by the sword, die by the sword

Alternatively, a saying that also reminds you not to expect last-minute change.

live by the sword, die by the sword:
If you live by the sword, don't evpect to die in peace.

by TanonX December 28, 2005

put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

the pen is mightier than the sword

looks really funny if you type it without using spaces

thepenismightierthanthesword

by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003

Sharpen The Sword

The act of trying to get smarter by having sex with intelligent individuals.

I have a physics test tomorrow that I didn't study for, so I guess I'll sharpen the sword with Steven Hawking.

by Diddle Jack October 3, 2016

the pen is mightier than the sword

....but only if the pen very sharp, and the sword very small..

ok then...?

by tepidcow November 21, 2003

the pen is mightier than the sword

A phrase that literally means you could cut someone in half with a pen.

Meh.

I slayed the dragon with my pen that was mightier than the sword.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 1, 2003

trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009