The scoop

When you and your friends all have sex back to back with one woman and see who's penis scoops semen out best by paternity testing the baby 9 months later.

"Don't worry babe I'm going last in the scoop so the odds are it will be our kid."

by Thomas the tank conductor June 1, 2022

the scoop

the location where big bron shows no mercy to his training partners and gives them all alaskan dragons

"yeah I got dominated by Bron Darbyson at the scoop and nut was flying out my nostrils"

by Slavoj Žižek February 5, 2026

scoop the soup

equvalent of spilling the tea

friend 1 ~ “ yasmin is a bitch”
friend 2 ~ “oh scoop the soup”

by teaandsoup September 29, 2018

the mitcho scoop

the act of licking a girl from butthole to vagina in one go

ah man , did you see that guy give that prostitute the mitcho scoop , hes definitely getting aids!

by clazatron December 24, 2012

Scoop the peach

To scoop someones peach: Referring to someone fingering a girl with one or more fingers. It originates from Nelson/Burnley, in Lancashire. The term peach is used as a metaphor to describe a girls vagina. Often used by youths bragging about their ‘fingering’ accomplishments:

“Did you scoop the peach?”
“Yeah man, I proper scooped her peach!”
“I scooped this birds peach last night, for ages!”
“I scooped some right peach last night, she was well fit!”

by Mandela's_Playground September 2, 2011

Scoopin the Poop

When a person is so desperate for hook-up action they'd get anything.

Frank: Ew dude, Mike is hooking up with that chick?
Nate: Yeah man, he's so desperate, he's definately scoopin the poop.

by Frankduhtankk May 2, 2010

scooping the chili

having sex with a woman of a large weight and small height whose belly button can be used as a chili bowl

250lbs and 4'11" ill be scooping the chili

by el devil July 28, 2009