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Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut
This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!
by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010
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Spaceman Spliff

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.
Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.
by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010
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brown spaceman

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)
Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.
by rob huxel July 9, 2011
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Spaceman Wednesday

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.
You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!
by RikkiRockstar April 3, 2009
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Spaceman bed sheets

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.
"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"
by beavis4666 May 22, 2012
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Spaceman Stu

Spaceman Stu liked to gaze up at the stars. He dreamed of floating with them in his spaceman car—and when he touched down, he couldn't believe his eyes. All of his favorite things started floating by and he did, too. Spaceman Stu.

Spaceman Stu floated up to the man in the moon. They sat and talked about the planets Mercury to Neptune—and then Stu asked him, "What did Pluto do?"—'cause not all that long ago it was a planet too—and the moon just smiled—at this wonder child.

And with his dog Orion by his side, he'll fly away—off to their little secret place behind the Milky Way... Well, —
null: "Spaceman Stu has a cardboard rocket box."
null: "It has a Captain's chair he made out of his blocks"
null: "And when the countdown reaches 3, 2, 1."
null: "Shake, rattle, boom, kapow!"
null: "We'll head off towards the sun"
null: "And here we go. Leave earth below."
null: " La la la laa."
null: "La la la laa."
null: "La la laa laa..."
Stu: "yesn't"
by spacemanstu December 22, 2022
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spaceman gloves

friend 1: asks for condoms

friend 2: here are your spaceman gloves
by huhter November 19, 2021
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